I love my Hats!

If you have short hair, should you still wear hats? I know that if you have longer hair (@ least shoulder length), it shows off the style of the hat a bit more. I dont know, I feel like I look like a boy if I show off a new short-do, but have a huge cap on. What do you think? Fashion — does it matter?

I’m trying to coordinate my terrible looking nails with my hats. Yeah, I mean color wise. I have colorful hats, but cant seem to find the same shades in nail polish. Sure sounds funny, since nail polish colors come in like THOUSANDS of choices. Retarded. I’ll have to do some more searching. Xmas is coming soon…and I want to look perfect in my matching nails and hat.

Hats don’t look good on everyone. Don’t people realize that? They think just because they have a head, means that they are entitled to wear sexy hats. No….can you hear me? IT DOES NOT WORK THIS WAY.  Please, get a second opinion.

I woke up this morning with the worst hair in the world. Of course it wasn’t straight or wavy. It was stuck to my head as if someone matted it down. Disgusting, I know. So I went to school wearing my Red Sox baseball hat. The principal freaked and made me remove it for the entiry day of school. Do you know how embarassing that is? Cosmetics couldn’t even save me.

I love hats.

No, that does not mean that I recently had a terrible haircut. I really do enjoy them.

I think it started back when I was in first grade. My mom told me that I couldnt wear a hat because I was a girl. Well ha — I like to defy reasoning. I took my brother’s baseball cap and went to town with that thing. Never took it off, even though my brother bribed me with frogs, “buried treasure,” and old barbies. I was obsessed.

Ever since then, I just love to buy them. Luckily, I’ve gotten more feminine and do buy different hats that should be worn by a woman. No more baseball hats. I’m not really the sports type, anyway.